Looking for my P.F. Chang’s Leftovers (Reno)
I’m looking for my P.F. Chang’s leftovers. If you know where they are, then you must have broken into my car, rifled through my things, and decided to take those yummy leftovers that I was so looking forward to eating for lunch tomorrow. Guess it’ll be another sandwich for me. When I wake up in the morning and spend those 5 extra minutes putting together a sandwich that I know won’t taste as good as those delicious dan dan noodles with orange peel chicken, I will get a little satisfaction in knowing that even though your stomach is full, you will probably spend a good portion of your day searching everywhere for your lost cell phone which you won’t find because–what do ya know!–you left it in the front seat of my car. Wow…you’re an idiot.
Submitted by Michael P via @HautTotes.
lol karma. this is awesome.
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