FREE STUFF! (Port Moody)
I just don’t have time to deal with negotiators, bargain hunters, and other annoying people.
Stroller: One big thing with air-filled tires and the removable baby carrier that snaps into the car (everything included, in great shape, just a flat tire but its free so fix it yourself)
Stroller: One smaller umbrella-style stroller, not one of the cheap-o ones, this one is actually pretty decent. Good shape. Our kid learned how to walk and its too small for me.
Baby Bjorn: Fits one baby, named Bjorn or Bjork or Brent or Brillo Pad.
Snow Suit: For putting baby into, so baby can crawl in snow. Not a suit made out of snow. That would be silly.
Wood Chest: Fill with pirate booty and say YARRRR. Also fits 2 babies, I hear this is inadvisable though. Pirate booty probably makes more sense.
Crib: One really excellent crib! With a non-soiled mattress! Yeah no kidding, its in really good shape, our boy outgrew it. Maybe it has a scratch or nick here and there, but otherwise it is a great crib. If you are Xzibit you can put it in your house and say “yo dawg I heard you like cribs so I put a crib in your crib” and the women will flock to you.
Tricycle: Um, this one is a bit dented. The wife almost ran it over (don’t worry the kid was in the chest at the time looking for pirate booty) so the back wheels are wobbly. I’m not a handyman so I just bought a new one. Yeah that’s how I roll. If you are a handyman, take it away. If you are a handywoman … marry me? No just kidding. Unless you’re hot and make wads of cash.
Baby Backpack: Carries lazy babies up Mt Everest. Or down the road to get a vanilla latte, whatever your style. Great shape, like new, true story: I once carried my kid all the way to the pond and back.
Baby Tub: One of those baby tub things that you wash your baby in. You know, because its cruel to just spray them with the hose in the backyard. Stupid nosy neighbors.
Baby Gate: To keep babies from getting into your house. Or from falling down stairs.
That’s it. Take it all away please, I just don’t want it, I don’t want to deal with the drama of selling it. But hey if you want to toss me a couple of bucks I won’t say no.
Port Moody, near Rocky Point Park. Daytime, nighttime, weekend, whatever suits you. I work from home. Yeah its awesome.
I don’t think this guy is a jerk; I actually think this is funny! Good sense of humor and he’s giving the stuff away for free.
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