New Moon midnight showing – m4w – 27 (Fargo, ND)

2009 November 24
by tdomf_f0e7b

i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just has to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene. great choice). i dont remember much ov the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh. after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin’s. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. “grin”

(submitted by Shannon B)

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6 Responses leave one →
  1. Some jerk permalink
    December 7, 2009

    Crazy stalker dykes. A+ lesbo drama.

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    was in m4w. crazy stalker dudes.

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  2. kirikou permalink
    December 9, 2009

    WHAT THE HELL? get some help…

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  3. Nathan permalink
    December 9, 2009

    This is basically the plot of Twilight, so it’s fitting.

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  4. anon permalink
    March 21, 2010

    first two and a half posts didn’t get it

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  5. Alex permalink
    April 16, 2010

    this is fantastic

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