I will beat the hell out of you (The NorthEast)
so here’s how this works:
you pay me $425 (plus traveling expenses from Florida) and I will sneak up on you sometime in the next 2 weeks and beat the living hell out of you. you won’t know when or where it will happen, and it doesn’t really matter if you spend all the time looking over your shoulder, because sometime in the 2 weeks after you pay me, you will receive a fairly severe beating. i am a very stealthy person and you will not see me coming until it is too late.
you can NOT use my services to beat up somebody else. only you. this is not a sexual service and i will not engage in anything like that. it’s just me beating the hell out of you and then leaving. as mentioned above, my fee is $425 and is not negotiable. travel expenses are NOT included, and i will only travel american airlines as I have platinum status with them. i am open to having my fee paid in AAdvantage miles with the conversion rate of 50,000 miles per $100.
if you have any heart or bone conditions i need to know that in advance. no hemophiliacs.
