1-handed Irishman? (new york city)
Hey we got a funny little thing goin on down here and we’re gonna need a 1-handed Irishman to make it crack.
If you’re 1-handed and very clearly Irish then we got a gig for you. It’s gonna be pretty simple. Gonna shoot some photos of you holding a severed, bloody hand, like it’s yours and you just cut it off. If you can make a really determined, angry face, that would really give you a leg up on getting this gig.
If we like you and you really sell it and show up on time and all that, we might be doing this more frequently, even making videos where you straighten people out about what you’re all about. (not you really, this guy you’re playing. more on that later).
oh yeah and if you have like old-school Irish clothes (like really really oldschool) then even better cuz that’s how we have to dress you up.
more upon meeting! let us know!!
Wait, is this a Martin McDonagh reference?
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