Take the blame for the porn on my computer (Dover)

2009 October 5

I got caught with porn on my office laptop. I told my manager that my friend had been using the computer the night before and he must have downloaded it. I really don’t think my boss believes me, and the porn on there was some really weird, kind of distasteful stuff. I need someone to come in and pretend to be the friend who downloaded it. You’ll have to confess, apoogize, and he’ll probably yell at you a little bit. Chances are you’ll never see him again so it really doesn’t matter what he thinks of you. I have to see him every day and I can’t have him thinking I’m into that kind of stuff. Don’t worry, there’s nothing on there that’s illegal in DE.

This is a very embarassing situation for me, so I need someone with discretion and I will pay accordingly.

  • Location: Dover
  • Compensation: $85
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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  1. BLAME ME permalink
    October 5, 2009

    I’ll do it for $85

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  2. Anonymous permalink
    December 27, 2009

    So would I. That’s actually a sweet gig.

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