Passed you on way to raid Onyxia – m4w – 27 (World of Warcraft)

2009 October 14

To the Paladin I raided on the Eastern Plaguelands last night at about 8:53 PM. From the holy auras and blessings you were chanting you seemed really nice. I’m sorry for ninja looting your Black Knight’s Rondel, but i desperately needed to improve my gear score so that I could attend raids to slay Onyxia. You may be happy to know that the boost in my critical strike rating really came in handy. To make it up to you I would like to offer you my enchanting services, because I am a level 450 enchanter and have all the Wrath of the Lich King recipes. I’m not sure where you live but I have access to the blizzard machine at the DQ in Allyns Point (long story but I caught my stupid brother-in-law doing something embarassing so now he has to give me blizzards whenever I want so we’re totally set in that department). You probably don’t live in CT but hey you never know. On a side note, I am selling Earthgiving Legguards, which you may need for your off-spec. We can prob work out some type of deal. I want to keep our relationship patonic as i have had bad experiences with other off line meetings.

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