For sale: medical rape kits – $40 (Conshohocken)

2009 October 15

Listen up medical community:

i’m selling these rape kits. See I bought all these “rape kits” back in July from this guy that works at the hospital. I got the wrong thing and now I need to sell them. Me and my bro J.P. took one down the shore to Belmar and, honestly… we don’t know what this shit is! The name is totally misleading! Inside this thing is… what is this shit? Cotton swabs? What is this?? what the hell is this? blue dye? sterile saline? Some kind of medical shit. Do you need these things? let me know… i’m selling them (20 units) for $40 a piece (same as I paid for ‘em bro).

just reply if you’re interested . cash pls

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  1. NaughtyNotNice permalink
    December 19, 2009

    WTF? Did he think they would include a rag, chloroform, ski mask, and a condom?! Idiot.

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  2. December 21, 2009

    YAYYYY!!! you got the joke!!

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