To the lady in the Toyota Mini Van, Im Sorry. – m4w – 28 (Lake county)

2009 September 29
by admin

I was in the chevy 2500 series pickup truck with the brush guard/cow catcher on the front. Im sorry i had to leave the scene of the accident atfer I caved in the rear end of your minivan all the way to the rear tires. In a sense, it’s kind of your fault I hit you, and in an other sense, you supported the reason i had to leave the scene of the accident. Let me explain. As you were talking on the cell phone, i could see you were angry as you were talking and beating your fist against your door on the outside as your window was down. I wasnt tail gating you to make you angry. You see, I have a thing for sponge bob and I was watching sponge bob on your rear seat flip down from the roof T.V. Set, but couldnt see him from a safe distance, so I had to stay on yout ass so I could watch. I had never expected you to just suddenly stpo out of nowhere. I dont know if you were brake checking me or it was a cat or something, but the damage is done now.

The reason i had to leave the scene of the accident is a reason i can see you supported by the W sticker on your tailgate in the 04 elections, George W. Bush. You see, I used to make $45,000 a year as a welder and metal fabricator. My family was doing fine, we had a house, boat, campgrounds, atv’s and life was good, til the company that gave my company alot of work had packed up and went over seas for the tax break. When they found out they couldnt make it in china for poor quality work and tried to move back, they couldnt do it for being too far behind. Because i now hafta compete with mexicans for a $10 dollar an hour landscaping position, i cannot pay my auto insurance til winter when the snow hits and i go out plowing. If idve hit you in winter, idve stayed and we could have exchanged insurance. Im sorry again. If it makes you feel any better, i had to take my brush guard/cow catcher off where it mounts to my snowplow frame, and send it out to have it sand blasted and re-powder coated, and your caved in toyota minivan rear end put a scratch on my big chrome bumper. Oh yeah, my licence plate caught a small piece of your bumper. If you need it back, i left it behind the telephone pole at the entrance of the lake county fairgrounds. Sorry again, and I hope everything works out, well not really considering you supported the reason im poor now.

  • Location: Lake county
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

(Great find by @missbomber)

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