NEED LEGAL ADVICE!! (DETROIT)

2009 September 10
by admin

HI MY NAME IS TRENT GALLOWAY AND I NEED SOME LEGAL HELP.

I AM BEING FALSELY ACCUSED OF DATE RAPE BY A WOMAN. WHICH IS RIDICULOUS BECAUSE WE DIDN’T EVEN GO OUT ON A DATE! IT WAS JUST COFFEE AT STARBUCKS AND SHE GOT ONE OF THOSE FROZEN DRINKS WHICH ISN’T EVEN COFFEE ANYWAY.

MY FRIEND LOU SAYS THAT SHE CAN’T ACCUSE ME OF DATE RAPE IF IT WASN’T A DATE. HE DID TWO YEARS AT WAYNE CCC SO I USUALLY TRUST HIM BUT I COULD USE SOME LAWYER ADVICE.

THANX IN ADVANCE,

TRENT

  • Location: DETROIT
  • Compensation: I AM PRETTY BROKE BUT I COULD HOOK YOU UP WITH SOME SAUSAGES FROM MY WORK
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  1. elbert permalink
    September 11, 2009

    coffee is not a date!

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