lend me your cat / give me a cat (Fishtown)
So unexpectedly I’ve got some mice or maybe rats in my apartment, that I think are coming from behind my stove. my landlord is a filthy guy with tons of stuff piled up in the hallways so I’m not surprised in the least but there you have it.
I want to borrow your cat for a little while – I need a cat that chases mice or whatever. it should work out good for you because you don’t have to feed the cat for like a while while he eats all these mice that are flowing out of my fucking stove
ALSO my neighbor has offered to pay me a lot of money for a cat -she’s like a recluse and everything and really pretty weird and all so I’m pretty sure she’s gonna eat it but I really don’t care and if you don’t either than maybe we can work something out. like you leave the cat with me for a month or something and then if maybe I don’t have any mice anymore and the cat is all fat then we give it to my neighbor and she sacrifices it or makes cat goulash or whatever she’s gonna do with it and you and I make a few dinero on the deal.
whaddaya say? cats for cash
i have 2 cats you can have for 4.95 each.
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