Attn Reporters, I have your scoop! (Martha’s Vineyard)
2009 August 25
I saw President Obama eating an egg roll earlier today. Reporters, if you are looking for details I am available for interviews and for a nominal fee I will tell you what he was wearing, whether or not he ate duck sauce, and even what his fortune cookie fortune was because I got it from the trash can after he left.
Please email FRANKLIN to set up an appointment.
Regards,
Franklin Carpaccio
- Location: Martha’s Vineyard
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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