MUSCULAR, GIFTED MAN SEEKS WOMAN – 31 (Dubuque)
If you’re reading this, you’re a very lucky woman. I am an immaculate specimen of a man with rippling muscles and a very strong jaw line. I have been compared numerous times to Jean Claude Van Damme, both in musculature and in dancing abilities, once even by Jean Claude’s cousin, Adelbert who is a friend btw.
If you expect to receive a reply from a man such as me, I expect several full body pictures of you and ideally, a recent video which MUST be in WMV format as the computer at the public library will not play Quicktimes.
You MUST be COMPLETELY disease free although I have found that my immune system is far too strong for most diseases. I will furthermore need a ride to and from our trystes as my van is presently in an incapacitated state after an unfortunate episode with a high curb at the Arby’s drive thru. Fatties can save their time by not emailing as I will NOT reply.
- Location: Dubuque
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
so embarassed – how could you? No hard feelings though. Are we still up for dungeouns & dragons this weekend in your moms basement?
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how couldbe betay our trust. i sent this to you in confidence. are we still on for dungeouns & dragins this wekend in your momd basement?
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